These days everybody’s got jokes. A fast quip from the cashier at the grocery store, an inappropriate rant from your uncle (you know the one), even the boy who mows the lawn offers up his own bag of funny tshirts. When did everyone become such a comedian? I must have missed the memo. That reminds me… Have I ever told you the one about…
…The Alpacalypse? It was a time of epic historical significance, a time when man lived off the land and knew no form of waste. The skies were always blue, the grass ever green and the alpacas roamed free. Until one day when a space cowboy rode into town, gathered all the alpacas up and led them to the Promised Land – you know, Utah.
Intrigued? I thought you might be. Perhaps you’re more a of history buff than you originally thought. Unfortunately, I’ve already told you all that I know when it comes to the subject. No worries though, as a generous and wise confidant I can point you in the right direction when it comes to learning more. Head south on the first train making its way to Tennessee and there you’ll find The Twinkie Preservation Society.
Speaking of travel, have you ever read one of those “places you should visit before you die” books? Just like a lot of funny tshirts, I find them to be oddly intriguing yet depressing at the same time. Each turn of the page is like a rollercoaster ride; so many places to see (the up), yet so little time to see them (the down). It’s the ultimate Freudian Slip; the longer you read, the harder you fall.
I know all of this may seem a bit harsh, but that’s the reality of life, I’m afraid. It’s a crazy world we live in. You just never know what will Turnip Here.