Geeky shirts galore! You know what they say: go geek or go home. And seeing how no one likes to go home early, let us help you do geek right. You’ve landed yourself in the right spot if you can quote every Star Wars movie ever made, love a witty math joke and are a comic book aficionado. Perhaps you’re just looking to learn a bit more about all things geek. No problem there; our tshirts provide a crash course in geekdom. After studying up a bit, you’ll no longer feel inferior when hanging out with friends – even if their IQs far surpass your own.
Either way, our wide selection of tees allows you to embrace your inner geek at any time, anywhere. You’ll look effortlessly cool while rocking our comfortable tees, which are made from the softest cotton we could get scientists to invent. In fact, these tees are so comfy, you’ll probably never want to take them off. Just make sure to wash them every now and again, tshirts need love too.
So quit your analyzing ways and just pick a few tees already. Our brilliant staff can’t wait to send out an order to a great mind like yours. We know how important it is to always look like a knockout when working on disproving the Pythagorean Theorem.
When it comes to choosing the best geeky shirts, don’t overanalyze a thing. That’s right; put away those charts, graphics and quadratic equations. All you need to know is this: Bears eat Beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica. Any questions? Yeah, we didn’t think so. You just can’t beat solid logic.
Perhaps music is more your thing. You still own cassette tapes and listen to them with your band after your weekly jam session. We applaud you, but get a load of this – Stromtroopers marching one by one in Lord Vader’s Imperial Marching Band. Here’s to hoping they know all the classics.
Let’s talk politics. Those might be the three boldest words ever spoken in the English language (at least when strung together). However, there’s no need for talking when it comes to political alliances. Simply choose your side wisely and put their name on a tshirt – Gaius Baltar for President!
So take our advice – we worked really hard to get you this far. Go out there and embrace your inner geek like it’s meant to be embraced. Besides if all else fails, you know who to call… the Boo Busters! You didn’t really think we’d give you our number, did you?