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New Tee Tuesday - August 26, 2014
Posted by Tshirt Laundry on 8/26/2014 to New Releases
New Releases: Back That Ass Up & Wiseau Serious 

New Tee Tuesday - August 19, 2014
Posted by Tshirt Laundry on 8/19/2014 to New Releases
New Releases: Pessimistic & Sonic's Precious

New Tee Tuesday - August 12, 2014
Posted by Tshirt Laundry on 8/12/2014 to New Releases
New Releases: Pop Culture Cars & Donovan's Fite Club

New Tee Tuesday - August 5, 2014
Posted by Tshirt Laundry on 8/5/2014 to New Releases
New Releases: Let's Go Topless & Middle Aged Renaissance Ninja Artists  

New Tee Tuesday - July 29, 2014
Posted by Tshirt Laundry on 7/29/2014 to New Releases
New Releases: Bojo & River Run 5K

New Tee Tuesday - July 22, 2014
Posted by Tshirt Laundry on 7/22/2014 to New Releases
New Releases: Mr. Cleaner & Optimus About This

New Tee Tuesday - July 15, 2014
Posted by Tshirt Laundry on 7/15/2014 to New Releases
New Releases: Porkins Beans & White Walker Texas Ranger

New Tee Tuesday - July 8, 2014
Posted by Tshirt Laundry on 7/8/2014 to New Releases
New Releases: Helm's Deep Dish Pizza & Let's Roll Another

New Tee Tuesday - July 1, 2014
Posted by Tshirt Laundry on 7/1/2014 to New Releases
New Releases: T-Flex & Your Adventure Ends Here

New Releases - June 24, 2014
Posted by Tshirt Laundry on 6/24/2014 to New Releases
New Releases: Two Goals World Cup & Full  Roaming Vapor

New Tee Tuesday - Castle Black & Jaeger Bomb
Posted by Tshirt Laundry on 6/17/2014 to New Releases
New Releases: Castle Black & Jaeger Bomb

New Tee Tuesday - No Service & Thermal Exhaust Ports
Posted by Tshirt Laundry on 6/10/2014 to New Releases
New Releases: ET No Service & Thermal Exhaust Ports

New Tees: Power & Black Mesa Tram
Posted by Tshirt Laundry on 6/3/2014 to New Releases
New Releases: Power & Black Mesa Tram

New Tee Tuesday - May 27, 2014
Posted by Tshirt Laundry on 5/27/2014 to New Releases
New Releases: Litchfield Women's Penitentiary  & Garbage Motors 

New Tee Tuesday - Stray Cats & Days of Future Past
Posted by Tshirt Laundry on 5/20/2014 to New Releases
New Releases: Feed Me a Stray Cat & Back to the Days of Future Past

Admiral Ackbars Snack Bar & Totes Magoats
Posted by Tshirt Laundry on 5/13/2014 to New Releases
New Releases: Admiral Ackbars Snack Bar & Totes Magoats

New Tee Tuesday - Chemistry & Walking Dead
Posted by Tshirt Laundry on 5/6/2014 to New Releases
New Releases: 16-Bit Walking Dead & OMG!

New Tee Tuesday - Power Hour & Clogzilla
Posted by Tshirt Laundry on 4/29/2014 to New Releases
New Releases: Bauer Power Hour & Clogzilla

New Tee Tuesday - Slime & Dinobots
Posted by Tshirt Laundry on 4/15/2014 to New Releases
New Releases: A Slime Draws Near & Dinobots

New Designs Inspired by Game of Thrones & The Walking Dead
Posted by Tshirt Laundry on 4/8/2014 to New Releases
New Releases: Game of Hobbes & Carol's Garden

New Releases - April 1, 2014
Posted by Tshirt Laundry on 4/1/2014 to New Releases
New Releases: Catastrophe & ReDead Redemption

New Tee Tuesday - Roundtine & the Ponies of the Apocalypse
Posted by Tshirt Laundry on 3/25/2014 to New Releases
New Releases: Roundtine & the Four Ponies of the Apocalypse

New Tee Tuesday - HP Loves Crafts
Posted by Tshirt Laundry on 3/18/2014 to New Releases
New Releases: HP Loves Crafts & OBGYN Kenobi

New Tee Tuesday - Your Move Meep
Posted by Tshirt Laundry on 3/12/2014 to New Releases
New Releases: Your Move Meep & If Daryl Dies We Riot

New Tee Tuesday - Only YOU Can Get Lucky
Posted by Tshirt Laundry on 3/4/2014 to New Releases
New Releases: Smokey Pharell, Sir Cumference

New Tee Tuesday - Han Target & Flappy Bit
Posted by Tshirt Laundry on 2/25/2014 to New Releases
New Tees: Han Target & Flappy Bit

New Tee Tuesday - Teddy R & Ciao Chow
Posted by Tshirt Laundry on 2/18/2014 to New Releases
New Tees: Teddy Saiyan & Ciao Chow

Van Gogh Out with Me - New Tee Tuesday!
Posted by Tshirt Laundry on 2/11/2014 to New Releases
New Tees: Van Gogh Out with Me, Horse Pill, & Slactivists International

Look to the Cookie - New Tee Tuesday!
Posted by Tshirt Laundry on 2/4/2014 to New Releases
New Tees: Look to the Cookie, Killer Whale & Mowhawk

The Big Game 2014 – New Tee Tuesday!
Posted by Tshirt Laundry on 1/28/2014 to New Releases
New Tees: The Big Game 2014, Super Bong Hits & So Stoned Bowl

New Tee Tuesday - Hyrulian Clay Pots
Posted by Tshirt Laundry on 1/21/2014 to New Releases
New Tees: Hyrulian Clay Pots, Swordfish Fencing & Kangaroo Court

New Tee Tuesday - The Heat is On
Posted by Tshirt Laundry on 1/14/2014 to New Releases
New Tees: The Heat is On, Can't Hold me Down, Drago vs. Drogo

New Tee Tuesday: The Beet Goes On
Posted by Tshirt Laundry on 1/8/2014 to New Releases
New Tees: The Beet Goes On, Aim High & Take it Sleazy

Last New Releases of 2013
Posted by Tshirt Laundry on 12/31/2013 to New Releases
New Tees: Khan You Dig It? & S.T.F.U

New Designs Inspired by Mario Bros, Walking Dead & Sharks
Posted by Tshirt Laundry on 12/17/2013 to New Releases
New Tees: Mushroom Kingdom Bricklayers Union, Hershel's Food Barn & Pool Full of Sharks

3 New Designs Inspired by Beer, Canada & Video Games
Posted by Tshirt Laundry on 12/10/2013 to New Releases
New Tees: Check out my six pack, All aboot Canada & Horrible night for a curse.

New Tee Tuesday - Free Hugs & Real Pooh Bear
Posted by Tshirt Laundry on 11/26/2013 to New Releases
New Tees: Free Hugs & Real Pooh Bear

New Tee Tuesday – Sad Aquaman, Soy Milk & Cathulhu
Posted by Tshirt Laundry on 11/19/2013 to New Releases
New Tees: Sad Aquaman, Soy Milk & Cathulhu

Slapsgiving, Zombie Turkey & Shallow Gravy – New Tee Tuesday!
Posted by Tshirt Laundry on 11/12/2013 to New Releases
New Tees: Shallow Gravy, Zombie Turkey, & Slapsgiving

New Tee Tuesday - It's Pointess, Emo Emu & Dangerous to go Alone
Posted by Tshirt Laundry on 11/5/2013 to New Releases
New Tees: It's Pointless, Emo Emu, Dangerous to go Alone

New Tees Inspired by Pokemon, Zombies, Ghostbusters & Jedi
Posted by Tshirt Laundry on 10/29/2013 to New Releases
New Tees: Pokezom, Drake Hands, Ghostbusters vs. Jedi

New Tees Inspired by Walking Dead, Anchorman & the Sun
Posted by Tshirt Laundry on 10/22/2013 to New Releases
New Tees: Rick's Three Questions, I'm Taking You All with Me, That Escalated Quickly

New Tee Tuesday – Every Day can be Fryday!
Posted by Tshirt Laundry on 10/15/2013 to New Releases
New Tees: Got your Nose, FryDay, Let's Raster

New Tees Inspired by Half Life, Firefly & Breaking Bad
Posted by Tshirt Laundry on 10/8/2013 to New Releases
New Tees: Morgan Freeman, River vs. Bride, Heisenberg

New Tees Inspired by Breaking Bad & Grand Theft Auto
Posted by Tshirt Laundry on 10/1/2013 to New Releases
New Tees: Walt's Weapons, Trevor Philips Enterprises, Copycat

Chemistry, No Place like Home & Mr. Manager
Posted by Tshirt Laundry on 9/17/2013 to New Releases
New Tees: Copper & Tellurium, No Place like Home & Mr. Manager 

Link's Landscaping, Launch & Hole Foods - New Tee Tuesday!
Posted by Tshirt Laundry on 9/10/2013 to New Releases
New Tees: Link's Landscaping Service, Let's Do Launch, Hole Foods

Prison Football League, Alley Property, Rise Up Lights - New Tee Tuesday!
Posted by Tshirt Laundry on 9/3/2013 to New Releases
New Tees: Prison Football League, Alley Property & Rise Up Lights

Red Shirts Always Dye - New Tee Tuesday
Posted by Tshirt Laundry on 8/27/2013 to New Releases
New Tees: Red Shirts Dye, Spoiler Alert, Luteces' Cat & Not the Actor Gotham Wants

Breaking Bad, Internet Box & Catinental Congress - New Tee Tuesday!
Posted by Tshirt Laundry on 8/20/2013 to New Releases
New Tees: Because I'm Bad, Internet Box, Catinental Congress

Candy Crush, A-Rod & Java the Hutt – New Tee Tuesday!
Posted by Tshirt Laundry on 8/13/2013 to New Releases
New Tees: Java the Hutt, I'd Rather be Playing Candy Crush & Madonna Made me Do it

Carlos Danger & a Secret Stache – New Tee Tuesday!
Posted by Tshirt Laundry on 8/6/2013 to New Releases
New Tees: Carlos Danger, Bros Before Prose & Secret Stache

The Scooby Gang, AT-AT & Hump Day - New Tee Tuesday
Posted by Tshirt Laundry on 7/30/2013 to New Releases
New Tees: The Scooby Gang, AT-AT & Hump Day

Twinkies, Mars & Swiss Army Knives – New Tee Tuesday!
Posted by Tshirt Laundry on 7/23/2013 to New Releases
New Tees: Twinkies, Mars & Swiss Army Knives!

Bacon, Slaps & Bros – New Tee Tuesday!
Posted by Tshirt Laundry on 7/16/2013 to New Releases
New Products July 16: Bacon, Slapsgiving & Bros Before Hoes.

Brown coats, Hodor & Just the Tip – New Tee Tuesday!
Posted by Tshirt Laundry on 7/9/2013 to New Releases
New Products July 9: My Brown Coat, Hodor & Just the Tip

We Can Hear you Now - New Tee Tuesday!
Posted by Tshirt Laundry on 7/2/2013 to New Releases
New Products July 2: We Can Hear you Now, Slice of Life Chartered Tours & I Survived the Red Wedding.

Fourth of July Tees - New Tee Tuesday!
Posted by Tshirt Laundry on 6/25/2013 to New Releases
New Products June 25: Cap'n 'Merica, Stars and Pipes Forever, 'Murican Eagle.

Cats, Change & a Game - New Tee Tuesday!
Posted by Tshirt Laundry on 6/18/2013 to New Releases
New Products June 18: Kitten Me, You've Changed Man, Ender's Game

Del Boca Vista - New Tee Tuesday
Posted by Tshirt Laundry on 6/11/2013 to New Releases
New Products June 11: Del Boca Vista, Knights & Spocker

Mad X-Men - New Tee Tuesday!
Posted by Dana Peters on 6/4/2013 to New Releases
New Products June 4: Mad X-Men, Commie & Cinco de Cuatro

Balloon Safari - New Tee Tuesday!
Posted by Tshirt Laundry on 5/28/2013 to New Releases
New Products May 28: Balloon Safari, Gandalfini & Kim Jong Uno

Dead Giveaway – New Tee Tuesday!
Posted by Tshirt Laundry on 5/21/2013 to New Releases
New Products May 21: Dead Giveaway, Magneto & Pórr

Wizards, Lens Flares & YOL13
Posted by Tshirt Laundry on 5/14/2013 to New Releases
You know what I miss? CD-ROM computer games. The other day when I was out antiquing, I picked up a vintage copy (1995 edition) of the game YOL13. I'd say it's probably the best thing I've ever bought. After a quick tangle with the Installation Wizard, things were up and running. I played until my fingers were numb from all of that mouse clicking. It was so worth it to cross the finish line during the Trek into Lens Flares. Priceless.

New Tees - Game of Thrones Week!
Posted by Tshirt Laundry on 5/7/2013 to New Releases
One of the world’s oldest and most renowned secret societies is taking on a new mission. Starting next month the White Walker Hunting Society will begin its work to preserve the lost art of face-to-face communication. Forget everything you know about technology, grab a glass of Dornish Red moonshine and join a group of leading experts for a thrilling panel discussion at the beautiful Arbor Gold mountain resort. Don’t miss this event… unless you’d rather not talk to anyone in person.

Revenge of the Fifth
Posted by TShirt Laundry on 4/30/2013 to New Releases
Pack your suitcases and grab your tickets. Luxury travel hasn’t looked this good since the Titanic, well pre-iceberg anyway. The Steamship Enterprise is set to sail its maiden voyage this summer. Passengers will dine on the Best Wurst and dance the night away under the stars to the sounds of Revenge of the Fifth. Better don your Sunday’s best; this is bound to be a trip you’ll never forget.

Iron Man vs. Mandarin
Posted by TShirt Laundry on 4/23/2013 to New Releases
After months and months of intense preparation, Iron Man vs. Mandarin begins now. The spectators are seated, the opponents have taken their corners of the ring and Backup Security is in place. Before the first bell strikes, the rules are read and each contender receives the only weapons allowed in the fight, Boobs & Swords. Who do you think is going come out on top?

No Shit, Sherlock!
Posted by TShirt Laundry on 4/16/2013 to New Releases
Yesterday I spent a few hours sitting at a curbside diner in a sleepy one-horse town. I’d just begun enjoying the local specialty, Ketchup, Rubber Buns and Liquor when all of a sudden every head turned toward the front door. In walked the Techmo Bowl Champion, and he sat down on an empty stool right next to mine. Panicked, I turned to him and said, “Food’s pretty good here.” He simply replied, “No Shit, Sherlock.”

Liches Be Trippin'
Posted by TShirt Laundry on 4/9/2013 to New Releases
I Believe the general public deserves to know the truth. No more hiding behind vaulted doors, lab coats and extraneous findings. When Chemists Die their legacy doesn’t live on in the same way mine or yours would. Nope. They’re reincarnated. Sorry if this sounds unfair, but haters are gonna hate and Liches Be Trippin’, but that’s just the way the world goes round.

Freudian Slip
Posted by TShirt Laundry on 4/2/2013 to New Releases
The Freudian Slip, once a time honored tradition at weddings and in the workplace, seems to be deemed inappropriate everywhere these days, except for maybe your own living room. A dinosaur can no longer describe its appearance on an online dating site with the words “Me So Horny,” however accurate that may be. Of all of the injustices we face in this world, has it really come to this? Next thing you know, our town will put up a sign that says, Woodbury: Biter Free since 1982.

Too Soon?
Posted by TShirt Laundry on 3/26/2013 to New Releases
The sun is shining, my flip flops are packed up tight, and it’s Totes time to get this spring break road trip started. My day began with a quick stop at Miyagi’s Auto Detailing shop and the gas station to stock up on snacking essentials. As I put the pedal to the metal and drove off into the sunset, I could already tell it was going to be an epic trip, just epic. Too Soon to tell? I doubt it.

Our Best Sellers - Only $12 This Week Only
Posted by TShirt Laundry on 3/19/2013 to New Releases
The tees all the other tees want to be…and the ones you’ll probably want to buy. Check out some of our most popular tshirts – you know your closet is missing a few.

I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle
Posted by TShirt Laundry on 3/12/2013 to New Releases
Well, I’ll Be A Monkey’s Uncle. Have you heard the news? The Deatheaters World Tour is coming to town in a few months. I think that Pyramid Head and I are going to get tickets. Are you in?

Jedi Mind Meld
Posted by TShirt Laundry on 3/5/2013 to New Releases
Coming at you, straight out of a Jedi Mind Meld, it’s TacoCat. Here’s to our generation’s version of a modern-day superhero. Never before has the ability to eat piles and piles of tacos caused such frenzy. I mean, this cat is slick. He even has his own Nun Chuck. Bad guys and bad tacos beware.

May The Odds Be With You
Posted by TShirt Laundry on 2/26/2013 to New Releases
Creating an award-winning home and garden improvement show is tough work, but the Donkey Kong Crisis Team has really revolutionized the whole process. To them, it’s all child’s play – you know, as in break a few things here and there and throw a couch down the stairs. They just can’t and won’t Cut it Out. A kitchen this week, a basement next week, whatever it is, they will fix it. They’re polite too; they never leave a jobsite without a well-intentioned, “May the Odds Be with You.”

It's Meme Week
Posted by TShirt Laundry on 2/19/2013 to New Releases
The letters DMV might as well be synonymous with confusion. I walked in yesterday and saw a circus performer juggling bowling pins and hitting the ceiling tiles – Smash, Smash, Smash! I had to duck through seven of them to reach the window where the clerk quickly grabbed my paperwork and told me I couldn’t renew my license. “This isn’t Even my Final Form,” I shouted, but she didn’t care. She simply replied, “Rule 34. Don’t come to the DMV on Tuesday.”

Downton Tabby
Posted by TShirt Laundry on 2/12/2013 to New Releases
Have you ever set out for an unknown place with only the shoes on your feet, a pack of Twinkies and an extra tshirt in your backpack? Neither had I; until yesterday, that is. I didn’t waste a minute rollerblading Route 63 at 88 MPH, destination Downton Tabby. It’s sure been an adventure. I’ve already seen mountains, pirates and members of the notorious 8-Bit Angels motorcycle gang. Happy travels indeed.

That's A Wrap!
Posted by TShirt Laundry on 2/5/2013 to New Releases
Extraordinary strength isn’t easy to come by these days. Don’t be disappointed, but I’ve recently learned of a secret some superheroes among us are keeping. Tom’s Snake Juice is responsible for the brains, brawn and beauty of mega players in the saving lives and taking names business. Dora the Destroyer attributes her success to the potion of goodness that helps her say "That’s A Wrap" at the end of each crime-fighting day.

Jazz is Stupid
Posted by TShirt Laundry on 1/29/2013 to New Releases

It's hard to please someone who thinks Jazz is Stupid. We're talking more difficult than Goldilocks trying to find a chair. You can't impress them with The Opposite of Irony, which is so impressive it might as well be the eighth wonder of the world. Maybe so-called jazz haters don't realize their actions scream out "I'm a Monster!" Dare I tell them? No, because honestly I'd rather just help Goldilocks find that chair.


Super Harbowl Brothers
Posted by TShirt Laundry on 1/22/2013 to New Releases
If you’re looking to escape winter wind and snow this year, look no further than the latest vacation development from the Super Harbowl Brothers. The lofts at Sky Cell Condos provide visitors with plush amenities including a wave pool, indoor tennis courts and your choice of room on the Bi-Polar Ice Caps. Reservations are going quickly – make sure to book today!

The Twinkie Preservation Society
Posted by TShirt Laundry on 1/15/2013 to New Releases
Let’s talk about road trips. Have you ever been on one? If you’re looking for Piece of Mind, they really do wonders to clear the head. In July my best friend and I are embarking on the most epic road trip these 48 contiguous states have ever seen. We’ll start at The Twinkie Preservation Society – take a few photos to show our grandchildren someday. Then, it’s on to pie. The world’s largest pie actually, tastefully presented on a Pie Chart About Pie. I can just picture the beauty now – what a treat!

Flu Season Is Coming
Posted by TShirt Laundry on 1/8/2013 to New Releases
Hide your kittens and small children – Flu Season is Coming! Winter has blown in stronger than a lion and is leaving no household unturned. It beckons sweetly with the alluring call, Anybody Want a Peanut? Don’t be fooled though; there is no treat headed your way, just days of sickness and bowls of jell-o. However, if all of this sounds like a good time to you, give into the temptation. You Only Live Once, right?

TShirt Laundry’s Top Pop Culture Happenings of 2012
Posted by TShirt Laundry on 1/3/2013 to New Releases
2012 is over. It’s done. So why in the world would we want to look back on the past year instead of focusing on what’s to come in 2013? Because some pretty momentous pop culture events are worth reliving again, that’s why. And because (shameless plug) we made some pretty sweet tees to go along with those events.

2013 Mayan Cat Calendar
Posted by TShirt Laundry on 1/2/2013 to New Releases
Yesterday proved calling in to radio contests is worth every busy tone you have to endure. My friend won two Multi Pass tickets to see this year’s greatest cover bands in concert. There is one slight problem though – I’m not sure if I can make it. I need to check my 2013 Mayan Cat Calendar to make sure I’m clear of appointments and apocalypses. Nothing ruins a good time like an apocalypse...nothing.

You Want A Piece of Me!?
Posted by TShirt Laundry on 12/26/2012 to New Releases
After a long and trying holiday season, a day of rest finally arrived for the head elf. “No more toys, no more cookies… I Need Some Space,” he said. So he set out for his vacation home located at the west end of the North Pole. Too bad for him an ornery raccoon had taken a liking to his favorite rocking chair. “What? You Want a Piece of Me!?” the raccoon said as he rocked back and forth. The tired elf slowly headed back home, where he spent the rest of the week drinking eggnog and changing the words of his favorite Christmas carols.

Mogwai Adoption Service
Posted by TShirt Laundry on 12/18/2012 to New Releases
If you’re looking for a last minute holiday gift, look no further than your neighborhood Mogwai Adoption Service. One of these cute little critters is sure to add extra cheer and excitement to any family gathering. Mogwais are easy to take care of and only require one thing to keep them healthy: Schrute Farm Canned Beets. You best hurry though, all of these creatures need to find a home before the adoption services fall off the impending Fiscal Cliff.

The Pending Alpacalypse
Posted by TShirt Laundry on 12/11/2012 to New Releases
Here at Channel 7 we bring you the latest breaking news at the top of each hour. We expect most of our reporters will be sniffing up the hottest stories all month long – especially on December 21, The Alpacalypse. Tonight we’ll present an award-winning human interest piece aptly titled They USED to Laugh about a red-nosed reindeer who lost his way. We’ll wrap up our newscast by announcing the winner of this year’s biggest lotto jackpot, the Gamer Holiday Sweater. Stay tuned.

The Chicken Dance
Posted by TShirt Laundry on 12/4/2012 to New Releases
World-renowned chef Cap’n Cook unleashed a new delicacy on the culinary world, and it has taken eaters by storm. The dish, The Chicken Dance, is an adaptation of a French classic and is made from all the best ingredients such as fresh vegetables, salty chicken stock and unwashed field greens. A bold yet unique combination of flavors, the recipe even received the praise of The Sofa King, the harshest food critic in town. Now that’s what we call delicious!

Hohman Bumpus Hounds
Posted by TShirt Laundry on 11/27/2012 to New Releases
And we’re back folks! It’s a chilly day out here at Nedry Security Stadium, and we’re gearing up for the annual rugby Winter Classic. Current champions, the Hohman Bumpus Hounds, are defending their title against the Fairtownland Leapin’ Ladybugs. The score is all tied up – Katana Dwight has the ball… he runs, he jumps, he scores!! Looks like those hounds are keeping the title for one more year.

The Evil League of Evil
Posted by TShirt Laundry on 11/20/2012 to New Releases
This meeting of The Evil League…of Evil, on the 20th day of November 2012, will now come to order. There are two items of business which need to be discussed tonight. The first is in regards to all these The Last Plumber of Krypton Comics that have been left lying around our headquarters – just stop. The second is about that loud music you young ones have been playing all day – turn it down! Now, Are We Done Here? I need to go drinking.

Death Star Pictures
Posted by TShirt Laundry on 11/13/2012 to New Releases
Breaking news - Washington has issued a national warning after a Zombie Turkey was spotted just south of the Chicago loop this morning. All Thanksgiving dinners in the contiguous United States will be affected. Don’t be surprised if this year Grandma’s house looks less like the first meeting of the Pilgrims and Indians and more like a scene from Death Star Pictures’ latest flick. In fact, the meal is more likely to leave your guests saying “Sh*t Happens,” than “yum, I want seconds.” Better luck next year.

Election Day 2012
Posted by TShirt Laundry on 11/6/2012 to New Releases
Once every four years Americans flock to the polls and exercise their democratic right to vote for our country’s next leader. Before you Kneel Before Zod this Election Day, it’s important to carefully consider each candidate and the promises they’ve made. Will you Vote Quimby? He’s vowed to provide free coffee to all citizens on Monday mornings. Or is it Steve Holt 2012? I heard he’s offering every home a brand-new apocalypse survival kit. No matter which candidate you prefer, we’re predicting it’s going to be a close race.

Ain’t Nobody Got Time For That
Posted by TShirt Laundry on 10/30/2012 to New Releases
The critics’ reviews are in. Fireflies vs. Lightning Bugs: Part Deux is going to be the blockbuster to see this holiday season. Fans have been eagerly awaiting this sequel to a previous squabble with a plethora of questions. Does the King Firefly really Got Time For That?! How will the lightning bugs escape the island of Solid Snake?! Only time, and the big screen, will tell.

Have A Killer Day
Posted by TShirt Laundry on 10/23/2012 to New Releases
They say what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. I say they’re wrong, whoever they are. I visited the lights in the desert a few months ago and came home with problems that won’t quit. You guessed it, There’s Always Money involved in these things. Not only do I have reoccurring nightmares of Wayne Newton telling me “Have a Killer Day” as I board the plane to leave town, I returned home with a bag of red, blue and green chips I can’t decipher. All I could do was shake my head and think, Game Over Man, game over.

Obama, A Dino, And A Good Day
Posted by TShirt Laundry on 10/16/2012 to New Releases
It’s impossible to properly start my day without my cup of coffee, reading my horoscope and watering my pet plant Bob. A true Aquarius, today’s daily dose of wisdom told me it was A Good Day to Die. Never one to sit back and wait for life to happen, I went for a sunny walk in the park where I met The Coolest Dino. We now belong to the most awesome hair band to hit the scene since 1982. Cue that guitar riff…Obama Chicka Wah Wah.

Life Ain't Nothin' But Bitches and Rupees
Posted by TShirt Laundry on 10/9/2012 to New Releases
Yesterday I made my weekly trip to the supermarket to pick up Gonuts! and came home with a lizard in my bag. I decided to keep him as a pet and things are going great, except he just doesn’t understand You Don’t Snipe in Carentan. Oh well, no one’s perfect… life ain’t nothing but Bitches and Rupees.

Go Nuts, Gundam Style, And A Kill Room
Posted by TShirt Laundry on 10/4/2012 to New Releases
The art of hosting a spirited house party is simple. Stock up on fancy finger foods, 90’s board games and Schraderbraur Beer. Don’t worry if the crowd starts to go Gundam Style, just throw on your favorite slow jams. If all else fails, make sure to remember the house rules: it’s every man for himself and you can go anywhere in the house, just stay out of Dexter’s Kill Room.

Hobbits For A 3rd Breakfast
Posted by TShirt Laundry on 9/25/2012 to New Releases
I was starving. I had already eaten cereal at 8 am and then pancakes at 9:30. I decided to take a walk down to the local diner for some steak and eggs. I sat down at the counter, and I started talking to the guy sitting next to me. I casually remarked how everyone should eat three breakfasts each day, and he agreed. I was shocked – I looked at him and said, “You know what, we are a great pear. Would you like to go see the Lord Humungus show with me on Friday night?”

Black is the New Black
Posted by Tshirt Laundry on 1/18/2011 to New Releases
Wind Waker Link has an amazing amount of energy - traveling from island to island, exploring temples and even a dungeon or two. And believe me, you better watch out for Link's Hookshot. He-Man, Aquaman, and Captain Planet probably had that same get-up-and-go at one time, but look at them now...Washed Up Super Heroes. Good thing the Imperial Marching Band hasn't turned into slackers.

2010 was the year to be an Internet meme.
Posted by Tshirt Laundry on 12/30/2010 to New Releases
2011 is upon us so it's time to look back and reflect at the year that was 2010. It was definitely a good year to be an Internet meme. Let's take a quick second to look back on the best memes of 2010...

Fat Guy in a Little Coat
Posted by Tshirt Laundry on 12/21/2010 to New Releases
How much money does a rich gorilla have? That'd be a gorillion dollars of course. But here's proof that money doesn't buy happiness because even though he's rich, he's very sensitive about his weight. So don't go calling him a fat guy in a little coat, otherwise you might find yourself shipwrecked on that island from Lost.

Get the perfect Christmas Gift...
Posted by Tshirt Laundry on 12/7/2010 to New Releases

And, if you buy 2 Shirts, you get Free Shipping.


Biff Tannen’s Pleasure Paradise is the hot vacation destination this winter for you and your family. While you are there, try out the brand new Tronsformers game in which you and Megatron square off in a life or death race on Light Cycles. Or put your toy making skills to the test to see if you can build enough toys for a village faster then an elf. Anyone who loses will forever be known as a Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins.

Dirty Harry Potter Desktop Wallpaper
Posted by Tshirt Laundry on 11/22/2010 to New Releases
Harry Potter has been tearing up the box office. He's also been dominating the sales for our new releases this past week. People love our design so much that they've been asking for the image to be available as a desktop wallpaper.

Since we are men and women of the people, we are giving you what you ask for.

Dirty Harry Potter is Back with a Vengeance!
Posted by Tshirt Laundry on 11/16/2010 to New Releases

All New Tees are $5 Off This Week!


Dirty Harry Potter is back with a vengeance this week, and he's hot on the trail of the "Celebrity Jeopardy" killer. Contestant have been mysteriously disappearing mere days after they appear on the show, and no new leads have emerged. Frustrated by this lack of progress, Potter spends his nights at the local pub, Flaming Moe's, to ease his troubled mind with a pint.

New Tees and Free Shipping!
Posted by Tshirt Laundry on 11/9/2010 to New Releases
Paying for shipping is for suckers. You love a tshirt and you can't wait to wear it. Unfortunately, the mailman demands his cut. Don't think that's fair? Well we agree. So for the next 3 days, shipping is on us. Whether it's one of our stylish new releases or an old favorite, pick a shirt (any shirt) and we'll get it to you at no charge. Start shopping now!

This Week, cast your vote for Tshirt Laundry!
Posted by Tshirt Laundry on 11/3/2010 to New Releases
Not sure which party to vote for this Election Day: Democrat, Republican, Tea, The Rent Is Too Damn High? Ignore them all and cast your vote for Tshirt Laundry! We promise to lower your rent, cut your taxes and give you more pop culture themed tshirts. We’ll reference classic 80s movies with this Top Gun Volleyball shirt, Beatles album art with the Gorillaz spoofing Abbey Road and TV/Movie mash-ups like the Dark Knight Rider.

This Tshirt Is Too Damn Awesome
Posted by Tshirt Laundry on 10/26/2010 to New Releases
Halloween is right around the corner so we’re going to help you with any last minute costume ideas. You can go as a representative of the The Rent Is Too Damn High Party like New York Gubernatorial candidate Jimmy McMillan. Go as a member of the Flying Hellfish like Grandpa Simpson or as a zombie groundhog from Groundhog Day of the Dead. Fans of the band Weezer can dress like Animal from the Muppets like in their video for Keep Fishin'. But whatever your costume is, we can all agree that the rent is still too damn high.

The Rent Is Too Damn High
Posted by Tshirt Laundry on 10/21/2010 to New Releases
"Allow me to introduce myself. I represent the Rent Is Too Damn High Party."

Bears, Blackhawks and Cubs...Oh my.
Posted by Tshirt Laundry on 10/19/2010 to New Releases
Looking for something to do in Chicago this weekend? Chicago was recently voted as the #1 sports city in the country so feel free to check out one of our professional teams in action. If sports aren’t your thing, go to the Art Museum to see the Mario Bros. take on a classic work of art, American Gothic. If you still aren’t interested then check out the underground music scene and the popular Mexican Kiss cover band, BESO. Either way, there is something for everyone.

Tshirt Laundry is Making it Rain...
Posted by Tshirt Laundry on 10/15/2010 to New Releases
After a busy night of making it rain in the strip club, Luke Skywalker was being chased on his hover board by Darth Vader in his Delorean. He just barely escaped! However, Vader accidentally ran over a tiger and his boy playing in the street. That’s what Vader gets for trying to strike back to the future.
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