Get on board and take us to warp 9.9! This baby’s got the hottest FTL engine in the entire 'Verse under its hood. Our Enterprise Class tshirt can even make the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs...we don’t care if a parsec is measurement of distance and not speed, the Serenium Battleprise is one badass ship, and it’s not concerned with all that “time and space” garbage! You could only imagine what the argument between Solo, Picard, Adama, and Reynolds would look like over who got to drive. Maybe they’d settle it by “mud” wrestling in liquid carbonite? Only if your imagination wants them to, weirdo.