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Stookey's Kabobs
Stookey's Kabobs
Luigi Board
Luigi Board
16-Bit Walking Dead
16-Bit Walking Dead
Carol's Garden
Carol's Garden
ReDead Redemption
ReDead Redemption
If Daryl Dies We Riot
If Daryl Dies We Riot
Zombie Turkey - It Came From The Gravy
Zombie Turkey - It Came From The Gravy
Pokezom
Pokezom
Woodbury:  Biter Free
Woodbury: Biter Free
Piece of Mind
Piece of Mind
Sh*t Happens
Sh*t Happens
Stay Away From Bath Salts
Stay Away From Bath Salts
Zombies Are Humanitarians
Zombies Are Humanitarians
Zombie Yoda
Zombie Yoda
The Power Walking Dead
The Power Walking Dead
Zombie Survival Dance
Zombie Survival Dance
Cute Zombies Want Hugs!
Cute Zombies Want Hugs!
Keep Calm and AIM FOR THE HEAD
Keep Calm and AIM FOR THE HEAD
Groundhog Day of the Dead
Groundhog Day of the Dead
Zombie Gift Pack
Zombie Gift Pack
The Last Stand
The Last Stand
Oops, Wrong Lunch
Oops, Wrong Lunch
Bloody Handprints
Bloody Handprints
 

Call them what you want, the living dead or the undead, a zombie by any other name is still a zombie. As our world continues to spin on the axis of an impending zombie apocalypse, all you really need to know about these horrific creatures is this: they are an unpredictable breed, and you can never be too certain of when they’ll show up, when they’ll attack.

Evading a zombie assault is difficult, but impossible it is not. Save yourself a lifetime of restless wandering through deserted streets and listen up. Step one – grab yourself a zombie tshirt and work on your camouflage. Step two – seek the guidance of Zombie Yoda. Do. Or do not. There is no try. Step three – repeat steps one and two.

Every day seems a little more energized when you’re constantly on edge. Mundane tasks like mailing a letter at the post office or filing papers at the office gain all the excitement of Hollywood’s latest thriller. During tough times like these, it’s wise to never forget the advice from our friends across the pond, Keep Calm and Aim for the Head.

By now, if you’ve read a newspaper or watched a newscast in the past few months, you know Americans are on a health kick and that physical fitness, well it has its benefits. What are you waiting for? Sign up for that biweekly Jazzercise class and get in the best shape of your life. Surely you’ve heard of The Power Walking Dead you’re going to need a lot of brawn to outrun these guys. They’ve been training like hopefuls for the 2016 Olympics.

Next time you’re enjoying your PB&J in the company lunchroom, remember, everyone has to eat including zombies. Don’t be surprised if a well–disguised creature sits down next to you. Just make sure you don’t grab the Wrong Lunch. You probably won’t like what you find.

In the event you do find yourself surrounded by a mob of hungry zombies, you better hope you’ve packed your dancing shoes. The Zombie Survival Dance can be broken down into four easy to remember steps. Afraid your brain will fail you or get eaten by a creature of the night? Just purchase a zombie tshirt with the instructions.

If all else fails, just leave your Bloody Handprints wherever you are and run away.