|One of our favorite scenes from any holiday movie has to be where Ralphie from A Christmas Story drops the f-bomb. Here's the quote:
Ralphie: Ooh, fffffuuudge!
Ralphie as an Adult: Only I didn't say "fudge." I said the word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the F-dash-dash-dash word!
Mr. Parker: What did you say?
Ralphie: Uh, um...
Mr. Parker: That's what I thought you said. Get in the car. Go on!
Ralphie as an Adult: It was all over - I was dead. What would it be? The guillotine? Hanging? The chair? The rack? The Chinese water torture? Hmmph. Mere child's play compared to what surely awaited me.
This year, our Christmas Story T-shirt will help you mean what you say.