Halloween: A Terrifyingly Mundane Day for Adults
Halloween howls in with the harsh fall wind every year, and every year I get older, I realize how much more fun the holiday was as a kid. Sure there are benefits to being an adult on Halloween – no curfew, easy admission to ‘R’ rated horror films and the ability to buy your own candy – but there are some serious setbacks too.
Posted by TShirt Laundry on 10/30/2012
Ain’t Nobody Got Time For That
The critics’ reviews are in. Fireflies vs. Lightning Bugs: Part Deux is going to be the blockbuster to see this holiday season. Fans have been eagerly awaiting this sequel to a previous squabble with a plethora of questions. Does the King Firefly really Got Time For That?! How will the lightning bugs escape the island of Solid Snake?! Only time, and the big screen, will tell.
Have you been bouncing costume ideas off your friends and dominating water cooler conversation with Halloween talk for weeks now? Have you been prepping for All Hollows Eve since September? Well, now is the time to show that costume off!
Posted by TShirt Laundry on 10/25/2012
Have A Killer Day
They say what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. I say they’re wrong, whoever they are. I visited the lights in the desert a few months ago and came home with problems that won’t quit. You guessed it, There’s Always Money involved in these things. Not only do I have reoccurring nightmares of Wayne Newton telling me “Have a Killer Day” as I board the plane to leave town, I returned home with a bag of red, blue and green chips I can’t decipher. All I could do was shake my head and think, Game Over Man, game over.
Obama, A Dino, And A Good Day
It’s impossible to properly start my day without my cup of coffee, reading my horoscope and watering my pet plant Bob. A true Aquarius, today’s daily dose of wisdom told me it was A Good Day to Die. Never one to sit back and wait for life to happen, I went for a sunny walk in the park where I met The Coolest Dino. We now belong to the most awesome hair band to hit the scene since 1982. Cue that guitar riff…Obama Chicka Wah Wah.
Confessions of a Born Again Nerd
My journey into Geekdom is one I never thought I would take. I have a two-year-old son, and I could write pages telling you about my journey into motherhood. But that’s not what this post is about. It’s about going geek.
Posted by A Born Again Nerd on 10/11/2012
Life Ain't Nothin' But Bitches and Rupees
Yesterday I made my weekly trip to the supermarket to pick up Gonuts! and came home with a lizard in my bag. I decided to keep him as a pet and things are going great, except he just doesn’t understand You Don’t Snipe in Carentan. Oh well, no one’s perfect… life ain’t nothing but Bitches and Rupees.
Go Nuts, Gundam Style, And A Kill Room
The art of hosting a spirited house party is simple. Stock up on fancy finger foods, 90’s board games and Schraderbraur Beer. Don’t worry if the crowd starts to go Gundam Style, just throw on your favorite slow jams. If all else fails, make sure to remember the house rules: it’s every man for himself and you can go anywhere in the house, just stay out of Dexter’s Kill Room.