Hohman Bumpus Hounds
And we’re back folks! It’s a chilly day out here at Nedry Security Stadium, and we’re gearing up for the annual rugby Winter Classic. Current champions, the Hohman Bumpus Hounds, are defending their title against the Fairtownland Leapin’ Ladybugs. The score is all tied up – Katana Dwight has the ball… he runs, he jumps, he scores!! Looks like those hounds are keeping the title for one more year.
The Evil League of Evil
This meeting of The Evil League…of Evil, on the 20th day of November 2012, will now come to order. There are two items of business which need to be discussed tonight. The first is in regards to all these The Last Plumber of Krypton Comics that have been left lying around our headquarters – just stop. The second is about that loud music you young ones have been playing all day – turn it down! Now, Are We Done Here? I need to go drinking.
If We Planned Thanksgiving Dinner…
There’s an old saying that goes something like this: “You can’t choose your family. You take what fate hands you.” We can’t argue that this isn’t true, but this Thanksgiving we wondered what a holiday dinner would be like if we chose the guests. Check out our picks:
Posted by TShirt Laundry on 11/20/2012
Turkey Drawing Contest
Turkey. A very large bird. A bourbon representative. A country. A Thanksgiving feast. The word alone conjures up a variety of images…and we want to know what it means to you.
Posted by TShirt Laundry on 11/15/2012
Death Star Pictures
Breaking news - Washington has issued a national warning after a Zombie Turkey was spotted just south of the Chicago loop this morning. All Thanksgiving dinners in the contiguous United States will be affected. Don’t be surprised if this year Grandma’s house looks less like the first meeting of the Pilgrims and Indians and more like a scene from Death Star Pictures’ latest flick. In fact, the meal is more likely to leave your guests saying “Sh*t Happens,” than “yum, I want seconds.” Better luck next year.
Election Day 2012
Once every four years Americans flock to the polls and exercise their democratic right to vote for our country’s next leader. Before you Kneel Before Zod this Election Day, it’s important to carefully consider each candidate and the promises they’ve made. Will you Vote Quimby? He’s vowed to provide free coffee to all citizens on Monday mornings. Or is it Steve Holt 2012? I heard he’s offering every home a brand-new apocalypse survival kit. No matter which candidate you prefer, we’re predicting it’s going to be a close race.
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