Jazz is Stupid
It's hard to please someone
who thinks Jazz is Stupid. We're talking more difficult than Goldilocks
trying to find a chair. You can't impress them with The Opposite of
Irony, which is so impressive it might as well be the eighth wonder of the
world. Maybe so-called jazz haters don't realize their actions scream out "I'm
a Monster!" Dare I tell them? No, because honestly I'd rather just help
Goldilocks find that chair.
How to Sneak into an Award Show Like a Pro
Every month has its thing. October has Halloween, August has unbearable heat, but January and February, what do they have? I know, February has Valentine's Day, but do you actually know anyone who likes Valentine's Day?
Posted by TShirt Laundry on 1/28/2013
Super Harbowl Brothers
If you’re looking to escape winter wind and snow this year, look no further than the latest vacation development from the Super Harbowl Brothers. The lofts at Sky Cell Condos provide visitors with plush amenities including a wave pool, indoor tennis courts and your choice of room on the Bi-Polar Ice Caps. Reservations are going quickly – make sure to book today!
The Twinkie Preservation Society
Let’s talk about road trips. Have you ever been on one? If you’re looking for Piece of Mind, they really do wonders to clear the head. In July my best friend and I are embarking on the most epic road trip these 48 contiguous states have ever seen. We’ll start at The Twinkie Preservation Society – take a few photos to show our grandchildren someday. Then, it’s on to pie. The world’s largest pie actually, tastefully presented on a Pie Chart About Pie. I can just picture the beauty now – what a treat!
Flu Season Is Coming
Hide your kittens and small children – Flu Season is Coming! Winter has blown in stronger than a lion and is leaving no household unturned. It beckons sweetly with the alluring call, Anybody Want a Peanut? Don’t be fooled though; there is no treat headed your way, just days of sickness and bowls of jell-o. However, if all of this sounds like a good time to you, give into the temptation. You Only Live Once, right?
TShirt Laundry’s Top Pop Culture Happenings of 2012
2012 is over. It’s done. So why in the world would we want to look back on the past year instead of focusing on what’s to come in 2013? Because some pretty momentous pop culture events are worth reliving again, that’s why. And because (shameless plug) we made some pretty sweet tees to go along with those events.
2013 Mayan Cat Calendar
Yesterday proved calling in to radio contests is worth every busy tone you have to endure. My friend won two Multi Pass tickets to see this year’s greatest cover bands in concert. There is one slight problem though – I’m not sure if I can make it. I need to check my 2013 Mayan Cat Calendar to make sure I’m clear of appointments and apocalypses. Nothing ruins a good time like an apocalypse...nothing.
New Tee Tuesday - July 29, 2014
New Tee Tuesday - July 22, 2014
New Tee Tuesday - July 15, 2014
New Tee Tuesday - July 8, 2014
New Tee Tuesday - July 1, 2014
New Releases - June 24, 2014
New Tee Tuesday - Castle Black & Jaeger Bomb
New Tee Tuesday - No Service & Thermal Exhaust Ports
New Tees: Power & Black Mesa Tram
New Tee Tuesday - May 27, 2014