May The Odds Be With You
Creating an award-winning home and garden improvement show is tough work, but the Donkey Kong Crisis Team has really revolutionized the whole process. To them, itís all childís play Ė you know, as in break a few things here and there and throw a couch down the stairs. They just canít and wonít Cut it Out. A kitchen this week, a basement next week, whatever it is, they will fix it. Theyíre polite too; they never leave a jobsite without a well-intentioned, ďMay the Odds Be with You.Ē
It's Meme Week
The letters DMV might as well be synonymous with confusion. I walked in yesterday and saw a circus performer juggling bowling pins and hitting the ceiling tiles Ė Smash, Smash, Smash! I had to duck through seven of them to reach the window where the clerk quickly grabbed my paperwork and told me I couldnít renew my license. ďThis isnít Even my Final Form,Ē I shouted, but she didnít care. She simply replied, ďRule 34. Donít come to the DMV on Tuesday.Ē
Sometimes Love Just Stinks.
Letís face it. Sometimes love just stinks.
Posted by TShirt Laundry on 2/12/2013
Poets have long-scorned past lovers and musicians have milked millions out of a bad breakup. It seems like everyoneís had their fair share of heartache. So what gives with all the red and pink sparkly hearts being shoved in your face since mid-January?
Have you ever set out for an unknown place with only the shoes on your feet, a pack of Twinkies and an extra tshirt in your backpack? Neither had I; until yesterday, that is. I didnít waste a minute rollerblading Route 63 at 88 MPH, destination Downton Tabby. Itís sure been an adventure. Iíve already seen mountains, pirates and members of the notorious 8-Bit Angels motorcycle gang. Happy travels indeed.
That's A Wrap!
Extraordinary strength isnít easy to come by these days. Donít be disappointed, but Iíve recently learned of a secret some superheroes among us are keeping. Tomís Snake Juice is responsible for the brains, brawn and beauty of mega players in the saving lives and taking names business. Dora the Destroyer attributes her success to the potion of goodness that helps her say "Thatís A Wrap" at the end of each crime-fighting day.