Revenge of the Fifth
Pack your suitcases and grab your tickets. Luxury travel hasn’t looked this good since the Titanic, well pre-iceberg anyway. The Steamship Enterprise is set to sail its maiden voyage this summer. Passengers will dine on the Best Wurst and dance the night away under the stars to the sounds of Revenge of the Fifth. Better don your Sunday’s best; this is bound to be a trip you’ll never forget.
Iron Man vs. Mandarin
After months and months of intense preparation, Iron Man vs. Mandarin begins now. The spectators are seated, the opponents have taken their corners of the ring and Backup Security is in place. Before the first bell strikes, the rules are read and each contender receives the only weapons allowed in the fight, Boobs & Swords. Who do you think is going come out on top?
No Shit, Sherlock!
Yesterday I spent a few hours sitting at a curbside diner in a sleepy one-horse town. I’d just begun enjoying the local specialty, Ketchup, Rubber Buns and Liquor when all of a sudden every head turned toward the front door. In walked the Techmo Bowl Champion, and he sat down on an empty stool right next to mine. Panicked, I turned to him and said, “Food’s pretty good here.” He simply replied, “No Shit, Sherlock.”
Behind the Screen: Tshirt Laundry Staff Interview
The internet is a strange place. (Hear me out on this one.) Many of us become so connected to our favorite websites ? like Tshirt Laundry, wink, wink ? that we make sure to check in each day, call on holidays and list them as our emergency contact when we go skydiving.
Posted by TShirt Laundry on 4/11/2013
Liches Be Trippin'
I Believe the general public deserves to know the truth. No more hiding behind vaulted doors, lab coats and extraneous findings. When Chemists Die their legacy doesn’t live on in the same way mine or yours would. Nope. They’re reincarnated. Sorry if this sounds unfair, but haters are gonna hate and Liches Be Trippin’, but that’s just the way the world goes round.
The Freudian Slip, once a time honored tradition at weddings and in the workplace, seems to be deemed inappropriate everywhere these days, except for maybe your own living room. A dinosaur can no longer describe its appearance on an online dating site with the words “Me So Horny,” however accurate that may be. Of all of the injustices we face in this world, has it really come to this? Next thing you know, our town will put up a sign that says, Woodbury: Biter Free since 1982.