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My Disdain for Jim Halpert

Posted by Jim Firestorm on 9/27/2012 to Misc.
When you hear the name Jim Halpert, you probably think of the long-haired, lanky, main character from the popular long-running sitcom “The Office.” A prankster he is, constantly making a fool of Dwight Schrute through various gags, some of which often take days or even weeks of meticulous set-up in order to reach the point of their reveal (i.e. the coins in the phone prank). All these pranks do is make you think he’s a cool guy that you’d want to hang out with. However, I figured out seasons ago that he’d probably be the most boring person in the world, eventually driving all of his friends away, to live a life of lonely isolation.

Hobbits For A 3rd Breakfast

Posted by TShirt Laundry on 9/25/2012 to New Releases
I was starving. I had already eaten cereal at 8 am and then pancakes at 9:30. I decided to take a walk down to the local diner for some steak and eggs. I sat down at the counter, and I started talking to the guy sitting next to me. I casually remarked how everyone should eat three breakfasts each day, and he agreed. I was shocked – I looked at him and said, “You know what, we are a great pear. Would you like to go see the Lord Humungus show with me on Friday night?”