It is in vain, sir, to extenuate the matter. Gentlemen may cry, that they are not healthy and terrible for you! But the next gale that sweeps by will bring the smells of deep fried cornmeal and hotdogs! Our brethren are already eating them en masse! Why stand we here idle? What is it that gentlemen wish? What would they have? Is your health so dear, or organic foods so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of kale chips and quinoa?! Forbid it, Almighty God! I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me corndogs or give me death!