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Breaking news - Washington has issued a national warning
after a Zombie Turkey was spotted just south of the Chicago loop this
morning. All Thanksgiving dinners in the contiguous United States will be
affected. Don’t be surprised if this year Grandma’s house looks less like the
first meeting of the Pilgrims and Indians and more like a scene from Death
Star Pictures’ latest flick. In fact, the meal is more likely to leave your
guests saying “Sh*t Happens,” than “yum, I want seconds.” Better luck
next year.
