Once every four years Americans flock to the polls and exercise their democratic right to vote for our country’s next leader. Before you Kneel Before Zod this Election Day, it’s important to carefully consider each candidate and the promises they’ve made. Will you Vote Quimby? He’s vowed to provide free coffee to all citizens on Monday mornings. Or is it Steve Holt 2012? I heard he’s offering every home a brand-new apocalypse survival kit. No matter which candidate you prefer, we’re predicting it’s going to be a close race.