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Hobbits For A 3rd Breakfast

Posted by TShirt Laundry on 9/25/2012 to New Releases
I was starving. I had already eaten cereal at 8 am and then pancakes at 9:30. I decided to take a walk down to the local diner for some steak and eggs. I sat down at the counter, and I started talking to the guy sitting next to me. I casually remarked how everyone should eat three breakfasts each day, and he agreed. I was shocked – I looked at him and said, “You know what, we're a great pear. Would you like to go see the Lord Humungus show with me on Friday night?”