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Life Ain't Nothin' But Bitches and Rupees

Posted by TShirt Laundry on 10/9/2012 to New Releases
Yesterday I made my weekly trip to the supermarket to pick up Gonuts! and came home with a lizard in my bag. I decided to keep him as a pet and things are going great, except he just doesn’t understand You Don’t Snipe in Carentan. Oh well, no one’s perfect… life ain’t nothing but Bitches and Rupees.

Go Nuts, Gundam Style, And A Kill Room

Posted by TShirt Laundry on 10/4/2012 to New Releases
The art of hosting a spirited house party is simple. Stock up on fancy finger foods, 90’s board games and Schraderbraur Beer. Don’t worry if the crowd starts to go Gundam Style, just throw on your favorite slow jams. If all else fails, make sure to remember the house rules: it’s every man for himself and you can go anywhere in the house, just stay out of Dexter’s Kill Room.

My Disdain for Jim Halpert

Posted by Jim Firestorm on 9/27/2012 to Misc.
When you hear the name Jim Halpert, you probably think of the long-haired, lanky, main character from the popular long-running sitcom “The Office.” A prankster he is, constantly making a fool of Dwight Schrute through various gags, some of which often take days or even weeks of meticulous set-up in order to reach the point of their reveal (i.e. the coins in the phone prank). All these pranks do is make you think he’s a cool guy that you’d want to hang out with. However, I figured out seasons ago that he’d probably be the most boring person in the world, eventually driving all of his friends away, to live a life of lonely isolation.

Hobbits For A 3rd Breakfast

Posted by TShirt Laundry on 9/25/2012 to New Releases
I was starving. I had already eaten cereal at 8 am and then pancakes at 9:30. I decided to take a walk down to the local diner for some steak and eggs. I sat down at the counter, and I started talking to the guy sitting next to me. I casually remarked how everyone should eat three breakfasts each day, and he agreed. I was shocked – I looked at him and said, “You know what, we are a great pear. Would you like to go see the Lord Humungus show with me on Friday night?”

The Ugly Holiday Sweater Competition

Posted by Tshirt Laundry on 12/6/2011 to Promotions
Tshirt Laundry is looking for the ugliest, most hideous, most unattractive holiday sweater you can find (hopefully inexpensively at a thrift store). Show us how ugly you can get, and you could win $50 towards Tshirt Laundry purchases.
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