It's hard to please someone who thinks Jazz is Stupid. We're talking more difficult than Goldilocks trying to find a chair. You can't impress them with The Opposite of Irony, which is so impressive it might as well be the eighth wonder of the world. Maybe so-called jazz haters don't realize their actions scream out "I'm a Monster!" Dare I tell them? No, because honestly I'd rather just help Goldilocks find that chair.